he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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