never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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