Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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