Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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