the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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