I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
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Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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