Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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