South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
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I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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