how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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