i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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