Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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