Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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