did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
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What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
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If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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