I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
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He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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