1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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