Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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