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If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
My dad just said "fuck circus"
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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