I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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