Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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