the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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