God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Help me help you realize you are a moron
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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