So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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