It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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