How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
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doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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