He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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