Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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