please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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