Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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