I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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