Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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