on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Randomize
