I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
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I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
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