Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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