He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
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I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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