Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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