He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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