i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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