careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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