Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life