what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!