You can't motorboat a personality
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
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