Ambien. No doubt about it.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I have feelings that need drinking.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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