Christians are straight up FREAKS
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Watching her eat just hurts me
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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