she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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