She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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