there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
