That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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