He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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