Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Boobs speak an international language.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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