Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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