is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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