Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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