He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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