So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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