3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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