You made me cry and you don't even care
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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