he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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