Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
How external is "for external use only"?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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